Movie Review – Looper

OMG I just watched Looper. Thanks JAS for recommending it. It totally blew my mind. For real.

I won’t spoil it, but I will say that this movie doesn’t wuss out in the end (thank goodness) a la Powder.

Remember Powder? Seriously, if you’ve never seen it, don’t. It was ridiculous and 111 minutes that I will never get back. EVER. I will curse Victor Salva on my death bed for robbing me of that precious time I could have used vacuuming or cleaning toilets.

Anywho, I’m happy to report Looper was awesome, JGL (that’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt for y’all that haven’t been keeping tabs on him), was awesome. It weirded me out that they used prosthetics and makeup to make him look like Bruce Willis, but other than that, he was great. He really had the mannerisms of Bruce Willis down, which is to say he was kinda John McClane-like.

 

And sorry every woman who thinks Bruce Willis is a dreamboat riding the waves of the 80’s, but JGL looks way better with his own nose. I think most women under forty were pleasantly surprised when he grew up after Third Rock from the Sun:

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So, yes – you should rent it or buy it. Great movie! It was good enough to keep me from doing a review on Starters, which I just finished and was very impressed by. More coming soon on that 😉

 

 

3 thoughts on “Movie Review – Looper

  1. Jennifer Douwes

    LOL! I liked Looper a lot too – want to see it again, which I said almost immediately after it was over. Same with Cloud Atlas. But rofl! about your comment about Bruce Willis! No no no not my kind of guy. Just not. And I so didn’t remember JGL from 3rd Rock! That is hilarious! I think he’s way handsomer before the CG was done to his face. Way cuter than Bruce.

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