So J and I were listening to a great speaker about building your author platform, describing yourself in one sentence…you get the drift.
J wrote a note, and passed it to me with all the slyness of a bad math student. The following is an excerpt of our notes back and forth:
J: If I was a wine, I would be: fruity, bubbly, soft on the palate.
Me: Full Bodied*
*snort from J*
J: You: (Your writing!!) Dry, crisp, has a nice bite.
Me: That’s what he said.
*snorts from J that make our tablemates look at us funny*
Um….yeah.
*For the record, J is adorable and has a most enviable figure, so full-bodied was meant as a nice compliment. 🙂 I don’t want it to sound wrong!
lol so inappropriate. 😉
For the record, we were *on topic* and full bodied also means complicated, so it’s quite applicable ;-). Oh, and thanks for the compliment lol.
You’re welcome J 🙂 I didn’t realize it sounded bad until after I said it, and I don’t want it to sound mean!
Anne, I’m always appropriate. ALWAYS. Especially at work.
Stop laughing.